A plea for subscribers, 1886 --
Worst aid to the injured / by Hartwell Bishop and W. Tuckerman --
The breakfast food boy / by D.H. Mitchell --
The sport graceful / by Gluyas Williams --
Aeroplane comix / by Gluyas Williams --
Debutante comix / by Gluyas Williams --
The yearning point / by Frederick L. Allen --
Kite comix / by Samuel Otis --
A call for subscribers in the form of an announcement, 1917 --
A cover from 1922: world problems number --
The diary of an amoeba / by Eugene Reynal --
A call for subscribers, 1924 --
The arms conference : a fable / by Eugene Reynal --
A call for subscribers, 1924 --
A call for subscribers in the form of a contest, 1924 --
A call for subscribers in the form of testimonials, 1924 --
A call for subscribers: Lampy's puzzle for Kurious Kiddies, 1924 --
A Lament / by William W. Scott --
A cover from 1934: Winter sports number --
12,000 B.C. : the first practical joker / by Sidney Carroll --
A call for subscribers, 1938 --
How I was taken at the cleaners / by Walter R. Bowie, Jr. --
Buoy room / by Arthur W. Viner --
A call for subscribers, 1944 --
The terrible tuba / by George A. Plimpton --
The saxophone player / by George A. Plimpton --
La Mouche / by Fred H. Gwynne --
A call for subscibers, 1950 --
De la comtesse / by Fred H. Gwynne --
Moon comix / by Fred H. Gwynne --
Hold up / by John H. Updike --
The different one / by John H. Updike --
Fish comix / by James D. Stanley --
A cover from 1958: movie worsts issue --
Frozen gold / by Shirley Burden --
Igor Cassini's Christmas / by George W.S. Trow, Jr. --
The transcript strike / by Henry N. Beard --
A call for subscribers in the form of a dare, 1966 --
Kangaroo laughter / by Henry N. Beard --
A call for subscribers from the Lampoon's Newsweek parody, 1967 --
Famous beings school / by John M. Gilpin --
Understanding Harvard / by Jim Downey --
A cover from 1973: the artistic crisis number --
The department store display / by Ian A. Frazier --
WASP jokes / by Thomas R. Feran, Jr. --
Notes from the under-grateful / by Patricia A. Marx.
On the road / by Walter S. Isaacson --
"Second coming" doesn't set the world on fire / by Stephen M. O'Donnell --
Insert title here: a drama you supply yourself / by Mark P. O'Donnell --
The average guy's guide to conciousness expansion using household objects / by Kurt B. Andersen --
My favorite jokes by God / by Roger Parloff --
Excommunication: and how you can avoid it / by Paul S. Redford --
Rejection letter / by Ann H. Hodgman --
I am now aboard the UFO / David L. Owen --
Glasses comix / by Thomas W. Gammill --
A brief look at friendship through your life / by Kevin P. Curran --
Leisure time safety: some do's and do not's / by Pamela R. Norris --
Space: 1984? / John F. Bowman --
Double-parked on Sunset Boulevard / by Andy S. Borowitz --
Lovers once / by Mark A. Doyle --
Spooky magic / by Mike L. Reiss and Al E. Jean --
A cover from 1980: boffo no --
A call for subscribers, 1981 --
Toys make war child's play / by Patric M. Verrone and Mike L. Reiss --
Women and liquor: the true story / by Pamela R. Norris --
TV: harmful, or just deadly? / by Susan Stevenson Borowitz --
The painter who cut off his ear / by Shannon C. Gaughan --
Spareribs for breakfast: a story with lots of symbolism / by Ken C. Keeler --
Products for the tough / by Steve E. Young.
Help me / by Mark J. Driscoll --
Cry for the triceratops / by John P. Ziaukas --
Report for Mr. Zeebok's archaeology class / by Steve E. Young --
Life o' the party / by Maiya M. Williams --
A weekend in the country: Esquire's guide to practical packing / by Richard J. Appel --
Pyramid comix / by Conan C. O'Brien --
Have I just had sex? An easy self-help test / by Christopher L. Dingman --
A plea for subscribers in the form of a Dior ad, 1985 --
The gambler / by Ted L. Greenberg --
Six universal questions that your mother never told you about / by Elizabeth M. Losh --
Burger shed / by Paul R. Simms --
Nader's raiders of the lost ark / by Conan C. O'Brien --
The Kellogg archipelago / by Greg M. Daniels --
Advice column: your penny's worth / by Richard J. Appel and Jonathan A. Sayne --
Sex / by Glenn P. McDonald --
Catalog ads / by Paul R. Simms --
Little white lies / by Maya C.M. Forbes --
A call for subscribers, 1990 --
Politically correct jokes for your knee-jerk friends / by Dan J. O'Keefe --
Dear Julan / by Alec H. Berg --
Elvis has left the building / by Robert M. Carlock --
Vegas weatherman / by David H. Mandel and John Aboud III --
Dear big moose / by Elijah Aron, Josh B. Lieb, and Lewis Morton --
How funny is it?: the life of an MC / by J. Stewart Burns and Josh B. Lieb --
Missy manners / by Josh B. Lieb --
A cover from 1998: Lampy's class of 1998 number --
A call for subscribers, 1993 --
Guinness book of world records / by Nicholas A. Stoller and Danny L. Tobey --
Grown-ups remember monsters in the bedroom / by Daniel Chun --
My unhappy rendezvous with magical realism / by B.J. Novak --
True fairy tale classics / by Nicholas A. Stoller --
Seating chart / by Kevin A. Doughten --
Gag gifts / by B.J. Novak --
Advice from a car thief / Colin K. Jost --
Sketchy situation / by Colin K. Jost and Rob Dubbin --
Bad doctors / by Elizabeth S. Widdicombe --
Slumber party / by Simon Rich --
Skydiving / by Robert I. Padnick --
The diary of Francisco Pizarro / by Benjamin U. Steiner --
Cosmopolitan June 2010 editor's page / by Chloe K. Goodwin --
A cover from 2011: cruisin' for burgers number --
If I were the mayor / by Kevin P. Bartley --
Casanova / by Rob A. Knoll --
Warren Buffett / by Jonathan D. Adler --
Most likely to succeed / by Ben H. Blatt --
The coup / by Katherine C.V. Damm --
Study buddies / by Alexis C. Wilkinson.